Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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