Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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