I think I won the penis lottery.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
