So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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