Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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