I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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