Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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