Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
he thought i was a dude.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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