You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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