worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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