So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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