As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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