just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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