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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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