If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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