I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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