I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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