Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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