So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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