Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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