Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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