her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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