are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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