Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat. http://tfl.nu/eo6a
  Replies (28) Good night (8060) Bad night (1027)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina. http://tfl.nu/ij8w
  Replies (15) Good night (892) Bad night (4497)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.

  (773): View more from Illinois

  You spelled "worthless" wrong.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note. (773): You spelled "worthless" wrong. http://tfl.nu/nbo3
  Replies (67) Good night (1731) Bad night (8809)
• Favorite

  (514): View more from Quebec

  It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (514): It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far http://tfl.nu/0vof
  Replies (37) Good night (1782) Bad night (4592)
• Favorite

  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (506): She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable http://tfl.nu/lnzm
  Replies (8) Good night (1392) Bad night (3444)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her http://tfl.nu/4r4o
  Replies (11) Good night (5850) Bad night (1048)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box. http://tfl.nu/h01u
  Replies (10) Good night (3404) Bad night (1764)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win. http://tfl.nu/uk9u
  Replies (10) Good night (2517) Bad night (617)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box http://tfl.nu/9koo
  Replies (8) Good night (1058) Bad night (626)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn http://tfl.nu/f45w
  Replies (1) Good night (739) Bad night (862)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters... http://tfl.nu/fqki
  Replies (3) Good night (951) Bad night (547)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  An old lady WILL get vomited on today.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): An old lady WILL get vomited on today. http://tfl.nu/4fpr
  Replies (4) Good night (784) Bad night (1150)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs. http://tfl.nu/h6wa
  Replies (4) Good night (433) Bad night (677)
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know http://tfl.nu/z4q4
  Replies (2) Good night (427) Bad night (909)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup http://tfl.nu/0bbz
  Replies (3) Good night (513) Bad night (266)

Randomize