Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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