why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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