Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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