why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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