how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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