What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
barbara walters just said penis...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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