after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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