Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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