People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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