Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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