The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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