dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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