i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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