I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here