therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.