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  (630): View more from Illinois

  his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass

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  (630): his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass http://tfl.nu/ujep
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  (817): View more from Texas

  I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?

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  (817): I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding? http://tfl.nu/zuv6
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair

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  (647): hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair http://tfl.nu/2ava
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  i don't really know how much tequila is too much

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  (815): i don't really know how much tequila is too much http://tfl.nu/p5o7
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  (706): View more from Georgia

  What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.

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  (706): What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame. http://tfl.nu/pbev
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u

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  (401): Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u http://tfl.nu/jall
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.

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  (647): Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face. http://tfl.nu/boco
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.

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  (931): My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake. http://tfl.nu/j2xw
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.

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  (304): Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about. http://tfl.nu/t5bz
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  (818): View more from California

  Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you

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  (818): Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you http://tfl.nu/ksv2
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.

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  (609): 17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me. http://tfl.nu/mvi8
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  (315): View more from New York

  If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...

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  (315): If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese... http://tfl.nu/j6gy
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  (430): View more from Texas

  we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'

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  (430): we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you' http://tfl.nu/wtnu
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife

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  (734): He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife http://tfl.nu/wnbi
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.

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  (908): A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself. http://tfl.nu/6o5y
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