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• (313): View more from Michigan

  At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus

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• (310): View more from California

  I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.

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  These 21 People Shouldn’t Be Giving Dating Advice

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it

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• (310): View more from California

  My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret

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