Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.