Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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