Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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