508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
God I need to hump something, right now.
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