my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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