How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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