I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize