So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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