I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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