Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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