do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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