I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
