ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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