oh god the rape fog is back!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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