Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
