Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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