i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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