I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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