She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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