Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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