are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Holy shit dude........stairs
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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