I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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