she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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