so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons