found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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